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| 18:07:03 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Bartholomew Roberts:
I Bartholomew Roberts am a Fortune Teller based on stereotypes. This is how it works you tell me your sex, age, ethnicity, and country you live in and I’ll tell you your future. I'll go with myself first.I'm a dude,I'm 16, I'm Mexican-American, and I live in the United States. I will make a huge drug deal and will celebrate with beans and tortillas after worth. | ||||
| 18:19:32 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Iwasfrozen VI: cool, my turn Male, 15, White-Irish, And I live in Ireland. | ||||
| 18:27:34 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Bartholomew Roberts:
You will become an alcoholic catholic priest that will find a pot of gold. | ||||
| 18:33:48 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Iwasfrozen VI: YeY !!! | ||||
| 19:31:30 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Redeemed Asmuth: male, 13, white-english, i live in england | ||||
| 22:31:26 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Mini Dragon: lol i must be his clone or something | ||||
| 23:28:08 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Gender: male | ||||
| 23:29:42 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Gender : Male Age: 554358834573495093453921 years Race: Cow Country: Castle in the sky. | ||||
| 23:41:04 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar: MIght don't lie! it is: Gender : female (cow..duh!) Age: 5 months Race: Cow Country: The farm...oh and now myself Gender: Male Age: Uncountable Race: To Divine to mention Country: 11th heaven | ||||
23:41:14 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:
...wtf? | ||||
| 23:49:30 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: I can't remember the numbers exactly! Besides I have been alive forever. Im allowed to pick any number I want! Cause I can't fit my real age! | ||||
| 23:50:09 Dec 21st 07 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Clearly Might lives on a different plane of time... | ||||
| 23:51:32 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Leave it to the God of Cows to forget his age...all cows do is moo and eat grass...then are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by men and women. | ||||
| 23:53:13 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: Agreed! I here to slaughter the Humanses! | ||||
| 23:58:03 Dec 21st 07 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: Have fun with your lack of thumbs...and since you are the God of Cows and not the God of Bulls...you will not be able to kill us with your horns...what are you going to do? Wait...I can see it now...
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| 23:58:48 Dec 21st 07 - Mr. Umbar: humanses? | ||||
| 00:14:35 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Mbeidas The Black Prince: i think he meant humanality | ||||
| 00:55:45 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Bartholomew Roberts:
Mr. Redeemed Asmuth You will play cricket and then take your Bulldog for a walk. After worth you will drink tea and eat crumpets. Prince Cephorus Septim IV You will discover a cancerous tumor in your left breast but since you live thousands of miles always from any hospital you will die and your army of super penguins will eat your frozen corpse. Mr. Umbar God will hunt you down and give you AIDS. | ||||
| 01:43:07 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Sparemylifeplz: Mr. Umbar God will hunt you down and give you AIDS.Do you mean the Cow God? | ||||
| 18:05:21 Dec 22nd 07 - Mr. Umbar: Mr. Umbar God will hunt you down and give you AIDS. Eeeeewww! It seems god is *beep* :O | ||||
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